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p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

(via unfollovving)

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

(Source: guy, via unfollovving)

getting an 80% on a test in 6th grade:(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now:(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)

shouldnt:

the fact that teachers actually expect you to do homework is annoying

(via departured)

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

(via theblackship)

cheekily:

uvuu:

certainslantedlight:

lonelywhiteasian:

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

(Source: 1vm, via departured)

wurnbo:

what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other

(via icedzarry)

lulz-time:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

(Source: mymodernmet, via biliki)

ugly:

turtleswilltakeover:

ugly:

why am i single wtf

maybe bc youre ugly

ok

(via ayymeepster)

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