My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better
If I ever see any of you in public, the code isthat way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
white people: if ur chinese how come u only got a 85 on that math test? do u eat sushi everyday? can u say my name in chinese? does ur family use spoons or only chopsticks?
white people: why are u mad?